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oh well now my hand is stuck to my chin
great

I was just scratching the back of my hea—

I WAS JUST ITCHING MY LOWER BACK. FUCK.
ROLEPLAY RELEVANCE. HELP. DYING. OMG.

Back of my head……….

Goodbye, right thigh. >:

….I JUST DIED?
-Had my hand on the back of my head, ORZ-

OH NO MY BLACKBERRY GOT SHOT. And by blackberry I mean the fruit I was picking out of my bowl.

Wha….FUCK, MY LEG!!!

….my table? haha no injury for me! 

pureblood19:

s-p-a-n:

cestenial:

ieirena:

cravatsandpsychopaths:

siksta:

sassysharpshooter:

mad-justice-yo:

oh well now my hand is stuck to my chin

great

I was just scratching the back of my hea—

I WAS JUST ITCHING MY LOWER BACK. FUCK.

ROLEPLAY RELEVANCE. HELP. DYING. OMG.

Back of my head……….

Goodbye, right thigh. >:

….I JUST DIED?

-Had my hand on the back of my head, ORZ-

OH NO MY BLACKBERRY GOT SHOT. And by blackberry I mean the fruit I was picking out of my bowl.

Wha….FUCK, MY LEG!!!

….my table? haha no injury for me! 

(Source: prototypext3)

  1. inrainbowland reblogged this from prototypext3 and added:
    I just destroyed the left side of my room.I’ll need just about 17,000 dollars. Or else I can’t do it.
  2. arglepurr reblogged this from dersesmoonwalker
  3. demoncookie101 reblogged this from pugthe-cat and added:
    I shot my computer. Thanks asshole.
  4. pugthe-cat reblogged this from dersesmoonwalker and added:
    Goodbye right toes. Also pencil. Goodbye pencil.
  5. dersesmoonwalker reblogged this from jbearoo and added:
    Just kinda… skimmed my stomach and hit my other hand.
  6. theresnolightinme reblogged this from thatsakitkat
  7. cookieswithcrowley reblogged this from thatsakitkat
  8. cannibal-puns-are-indeed-funny reblogged this from thatsakitkat
  9. thatsakitkat reblogged this from prototypext3
  10. the-surface-appears-calm reblogged this from somevaguething
  11. d0gmilk reblogged this from mnurf and added:
    Just shot my brain
  12. mnurf reblogged this from somevaguething and added:
    rip my dick
  13. derpysnow reblogged this from iodinecirrus and added:
    i just took a nail to the knee…….
  14. iodinecirrus reblogged this from jbearoo and added:
    Goodbye, brother and phone.
  15. defenderofhyrule reblogged this from tennantbutt
  16. cubecubed reblogged this from purikuraprincess and added:
    To the wall they go. Aside from the cracks in the walls, everything is fine.
  17. misskungfuwaffle reblogged this from withlovesunny
  18. for-the-love-of-irwin reblogged this from thatsakitkat
  19. alexlion0511 reblogged this from prototypext3 and added:
    omgwha: Right in the jaw, I died.
  20. sleepveep reblogged this from ayyanamis
  21. keikie-dont-touch-me reblogged this from ayyanamis
  22. solarcandydrops reblogged this from chaotic-ginger-assassin and added:
    MY TEA. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  23. ledheadsandmethheads reblogged this from ke0ki and added:
    MY CHEEZITS
  24. chaotic-ginger-assassin reblogged this from kirakombat and added:
    Aww, my throat god damnit.
  25. kirakombat reblogged this from ayyanamis
  26. ke0ki reblogged this from morpha and added:
    oh boy, my ceiling fan.
  27. gurl-san reblogged this from morpha
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  29. ex-thebaddest-soohyun reblogged this from sinful-hoon and added:
    Wha-…why did my computer just go black? AH CRAP. (My hand was on my laptop mousepad… This may not be as easy to fix as...
  30. sinful-hoon reblogged this from bloodandstars and added:
    Through my bed and into the ceiling. That’s what I get for stretching under a loft bed.
  31. forget-me-not-be-my-friend reblogged this from captainbitches and added:
    Agh! My shoulder!
  32. a-plate-full-of-nothing reblogged this from w-i-s-s-l-e-r and added:
    OH, FUCK, NO. NOT MY LAPTOP! Oh, right through the keyboard…T_T
  33. fishchipsandtea reblogged this from rynnay and added:
    Just destroyed my favourite mug and nailed a curtain to the ceiling :l not as bad as the above though